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Optimized Cushion
By the time I finished removing the snow on the roof with magic. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
Not only Nord-tousan but Elna-kaasan also came to the entrance.
Nord-tousan sighed when he saw the Big Slime sitting at the entrance.
It’s the kind of look when a parent sees their children pick up a stray cat and bring it home.
「……Al, what are you going to do by catching a Big Slime?」
「It’s obvious, isn’t it? I’m going to make it into a cushion」
「Are the normal slimes inside not enough?」
「Ahー, Nord-tousan is saying that even though you’ve been using the slime cushion regularly!」
「No, I am not saying that it is not necessary, okay? It's just that, I think just the normal slimes would be enough」
I think it has the same meaning, just that it was mildly worded.
「At least it is necessary for us. Right, Eleonora-neesan」
「Un, Big Slime cushion sounds like it’s going to be comfortable」
Eleonora-neesan obediently nodded when I asked her.
Maybe because she uses the slime cushion regularly that Eleonora-neesan is also on my side this time.
She’s quite the troublesome older sister when you turn her into your enemy, but she’s reliable as an ally.
「Be that as it may, letting a monster with such a size into the mansion is…..Elna, you should also say something」
「I think it is fine」
「Elna!?」
Nord-tousan unconsciously opened his eyes wide after hearing Elna-kaasan’s answer.
He was too optimistic. Elna-kaasan is clearly on my side.
For you see, the one who came up with the plan to make a Big Slime into a Slime sofa was none other than Elna-kaasan. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
I knew it was going to be like this because the moment she saw the Big Slime at the entrance I saw the gleam in her eyes.
「Big Slimes are not that dangerous and this Big Slime looks like a quiet and obedient one. Why don’t we keep it in a separate room for a while and decide to keep him if it doesn’t cause any trouble?」
「W, well, if we are going to wait and see for a while then……」
And Nord-tousan who is usually being lenient toward Elna-kaasan reluctantly allows the Big Slime to enter without expressing strong opposition.
As expected from Elna-kaasan, rather than readily allowing it she shrewdly looked for a solution and made a suggestion. This would not harm the dignity of a parent too.
「Yay」
When I sent a slight wink at her, Elna-kaasan also responded with a wink
She does a favor for me. Once the sofa is finished I need to make sure she can sit down on it properly.
「Sara, can you bring me a towel」
「I will bring it right away」
The Big Slime looks clean in appearance, but I have to at least wipe it a bit since we were outside.
When Sara returned bringing the towel, I wiped the Big Slime before entering the mansion.
There was just some moisture and snow on its body, it didn’t seem to be particularly dirty or anything.
「Although there is a small chance it will turn violent, it is still a monster so make sure to be careful, okay?」
「Yeーss」
Eleonora-neesan and I go upstairs with the Big Slime in response to the warning from Nord-tousan as he returns to his office.
「Even tousan will become so simple to deal with if kaasan is on our side, huh」
「Well, Elna-kaasan was the one who suggested making a Slime sofa after all. She can’t deny it herself though 」
I’m sure the kind of response and maneuver like earlier is important in this world.
I enter my room while thinking deeply about that. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
Not only Eleonora-neesan, the Big Slime also entered my room as if it were natural.
It doesn’t seem to be confused at all even though it was brought to an unfamiliar place. What a bold fella.
「So, how are you going to make it into a sofa?」
「Similar to the other slimes, I will just cover it with Aqua Hound’s hide」
「Is it fine just to do that?」
「The Big Slime will just receive the weight of the person sitting on it next and change shape into the most optimum shape」
That’s the greatness of Slime cushion. No matter how many high-class sofas or chairs you prepare, it will be meaningless if it doesn’t suit the person sitting on them.
It’s possible for a high-class sofa to lose to a cheap one if it could be perfect for your body.
So it’s important to desperately look for that kind of item in order to avoid that and sometimes have them order made, but there is no need to go through all that trouble with slime.
As for why, that’s because slime is able to change its shape. They are also able to take our body weight and fit perfectly.
It’s a sofa that will instantly optimize itself to your body shape. Moreover, it can also change its shape instantly. I don’t think there are any better cushions in this world.
「I know you can put it inside the hide, but can it fit something so big?」
「Which is exactly why I bought a large hide from Tori for times like this」
I pulled open my closet and took out Aqua Hound hide on the hanger.
I wasn’t planning on putting a Big Slime in it, but I was thinking of making a lot of cushions with slimes so I kept a large amount of Aqua Hound’s hides.
「……you’re so shrewd when it comes to things like this」
「Say it that I’m ‘prepared’ instead. Rather than that, help me put the Big Slime into the hide」
I ask Eleonora-neesan to spread the Aqua Hound’s hide wide.
The hide is quite large so even a Big Slime can fit inside.
「Yosh, now come here」
「…………」
I spread the hide and said that to the Big Slime, but it didn’t move at all. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
When I tried putting a cookie inside, the Big Slime entered the hide happily so we took that opportunity to cover it with the hide. What a disappointing fella.
I guess the Big Slime is giving its undivided attention to digesting the cookie since it doesn’t move even when we cover it with the hide. This is really not that much different from a normal slime.
Taking that opportunity, I take out the sewing tool and start stitching the hide with small, precise stitches.
Then tying the string, I make it so that it will be easy to put it on and remove it......
「Yosh, Big Slime cushion complete!」
I immediately sit down on the Big Slime.
The gel-like body of the slime received my body weight and I quickly sank into its body.
「――ahh! This is!」
「What about ‘this’?」
Eleonora-neesan asks me as she peers into my face, but somehow it feels far away.
……what is this? I’ve sat and lie down on a number of sofas, chairs, and beds, but I can’t express how it feels with this Big Slime cushion.
My body weight is being surrounded by the Big Slime’s elastic body from all directions. It feels incomparable to all the chairs and sofas I’ve tried until now.
My arms and legs too they gradually sink as the Big Slime’s shape starts to fit my body.
Aaah, what a pleasant feeling this is. It’s a feeling of happiness wrapping my body, where not just my body but my heart too feels like it was also being received.
It’s like I’m being taken care of by someone else. And I’m being protected. The sense of security I feel is exceptional.
There is no need to care about your body’s balance or changing your posture. I mean, the Big Slime accepts all of your body and optimizes it.
That’s right, I don’t need to do anything. Aah, I don’t care about anything else. I want to stay here forever.
「Uwaaaa!?」
As I was just lying there without a care in the world, a shock suddenly ran through my body.
And when I hurriedly grasped the situation, it seemed Eleonora-neesan had dropped me from the cushion.
「It’s okay to let me enjoy this cushion for a bit, right」
「But I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes though?」
「……eh? Has it been 15 minutes already?」
「Yes」
Eleonora-neesan firmly nods at my confusion. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
No way, right? To me, it feels like it was just a short time ago when I had just sat down.
But clearly, time has flown by.
「You weren’t sleeping and you didn’t respond when I called you, you just stared into space」
What was that, isn’t that kinda dangerous?
「Next Eleonora-neesan try it too」
I can only remember how comfortable it was when I sat there. So now I want to see how it is by watching Eleonora-neesan sitting there from an observer's point of view.
「……still, when I saw Al’s condition earlier it made me scared to sit there.....」
「It’s fine it’s fine. You will feel comfortable in no time at all」
It’s kinda amazing for Eleonora-neesan who usually puts up a strong front to be scared. But still, I’m curious about how others experience this so I try to recommend it to Eleonora-neesan.
「I guess I will not try it after all. I don’t want to look so unsightly like Al――」
「Yess, doーn」
「Waaa!?」
When I pushed Eleonora-neesan’s back - who was acting unusual - she fell face down toward the Big Slime.
「Hey Al――」
Eleonora-neesan was about to complain about being pushed but then she was interrupted.
It seems like the Big Slime’s body optimizes itself to fit Eleonora-neesan’s body.
As that happens, Eleonora-neesan’s expression gradually starts to soften.
Her sharp eyes droop, her iris fades, and strength slowly left her body. Even her lips that were pressed together began to soften.
「Aah.....Eleonora-neesan’s face looks terrible……!」
Eleonora-neesan’s private life is generally not particularly well-organized, but it has now surpassed the level of being slovenly.
As an older sister, as a woman――no, as a person, it was the kind of face you shouldn’t show to anyone. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
Eleonora-neesan’s face was so relaxed and casual.
「Ehehe……ahー, feel so good」
When I tried to get closer, Eleonora-neesan muttered something like that while turning her gaze to the wall.
She didn’t even react at all when I tried poking her cheek with my finger.
「This is certainly terrible for Eleonora-neesan」
Did I also look like this? I’m surprised she left me alone for 15 minutes like this, but it was understandable that she pushed me down forcibly.
Big Slime cushion….I might have made something outrageous.
I was filled with horror when I looked at Eleonora-neesan’s face which was wearing an unprecedentedly disheveled expression. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
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