Tensei Shite Inaka de Slowlife wo Okuritai - Chapter 500

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Nord-tousan's Corruption Plan

 The Big Slime cushion is completed.  Me, Sylvio-niisan, and Eleonora-neesan have experienced the safety, warmth, and comfort of the cushion personally with our own bodies. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

「……next we should let Elna-kaasan personally experience it since she accommodated us, but….」

「If you let her experience it like that without explaining about it, kaasan will definitely scold you, you know?」

 Sylvio-niisan vigorously nodded in agreement with Eleonora-neesan’s words.

「Right? She also tried not to show shameful behavior in front of Nord-tousan in particular」

 I don’t really understand whether it’s for feminine reasons or not, but Elna-kaasan tries not to show a sloppy appearance in front of Nord-tousan as much as possible.

 She definitely won’t want to show such a sloppy face in front of Nord-tousan.

「We haven’t experimented with what happens when adults use it so let’s give it a try」

「That’s true I guess」

「We need to have a proper experiment in order to explain it to kaasan anyway」

 Although I know it’s wrong, I can’t help but wonder what would happen if everyone got buried in the Big Slime.

 Eleonora-neesan and Sylvio-niisan also couldn’t help but get curious too it seems, they looked excited.

 And so we bring the Big Slime with us and go downstairs.

 Our first target is someone who is preparing for dinner in the kitchen, Bartolo.

「Bartolo, come here for a sec」

「Oh, what is it? The three of you are here, are you hungry already?」

 Seeing the three of us peering into the kitchen, Bartolo casually approached us as he interrupted his dinner preparation.

 Even though he’s going to be our guinea pig.

「Oh? What’s this?」

「I used Big Slime as a cushion. We would like to hear your impression of it so come sit here Bartolo」

「It feels really good you know!」

「Ahー, so that was what was making a commotion at the entrance earlier. Heeー, come come」

 When Eleonora-neesan and I said all that innocently at him, Bartolo sat down on the cushion without being suspicious at all. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

「Ooooh!?」

 The Big Slime completely captures Bartolo’s large build and optimizes its shape.

 At that moment, Bartolo makes a weak voice――and then……

「Aaah～」

 It was the birth of sloppy-faced Bartolo as he is buried in the Big Slime.

 Bartolo - who usually has a frightening face that can even make a crying child become silent - now has a completely relaxed look.

「As expected, so Bartolo has become like this」

「Ahaha, it seems so」

 Sylvio-niisan wryly smiles at the reality that happens as he had expected.

 It seems like the Big Slime can even induce adults into expression of decadence.

 Even so, I’ve never seen Bartolo making this kind of expression. There’s no dignity as an adult anymore.

「Bartolo……-san?」

 As the three of us were watching Bartolo making such a sloppy face, we suddenly heard a voice coming from behind us.

 Looking back, Sara was standing there, witnessing Bartolo with his sloppy face.

 It looks like she’s quite perplexed after seeing Bartolo wearing a different expression from usual.

「We asked him to try the Big Slime cushion. Do you want to try sitting on it too, Sara?」

「Hiii! N, no, I am satisfied with the normal slime. Then, please excuse me!」

 In spite of my suggestion, Sara looked frightened and ran away.

「Well, now many women would want to sit down after seeing Bartolo making that kind of face, right」

「Though she was the most appealing in the mansion except for Elna-kaasan and Nord-tousan」

 It’s a shame since I want to see Sara’s sloppy face. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

 Now she’s quite scared because she accidentally saw the scene of the incident. So the chance of her sitting down on the Big Slime cushion next time would be extremely low since she is wary.

「I knew it, I wonder if kaasan will also become like that」

「「I think so（too）」」

 Eleonora-neesan and I firmly nodded at Sylvio-niisan’s remark as he tilted his head.

 If anything, Elna-kaasan - who has a lazy nature - will be at risk of completely succumbing to it.

「……hey, don’t you want to see how tousan will end up?」

 Meanwhile, Eleonora-neesan devilishly whispers so.

 He is an A-rank adventurer called the Dragon Slayer in the kingdom and also the lord of the Slowlett territory.

 Our father is always showing a refreshing appearance and never shows shameful conduct, skilled in both martial arts and literature.

 How will Nord-tousan, being buried in the Big Slime cushion look like with his usually calm expression collapse.....I’m genuinely curious about it.

 And perhaps Sylvio-niisan also had the same feeling as me, he looked at me and we firmly nodded to each other.

「「I want to see it!」」

「Then, it’s decided! Let’s go to tousan’s office!」

「「Oooh!!」」

 And so, we decided to rush toward Nord-tousan’s office where he was.

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 Arriving in front of the office, I slowly knock on the door. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

「Nord-tousan, can I come in?」

「……sure」

 When I knocked on the door and stated my purpose succinctly, Nord-tousan responded with a slight delay. 

 Maybe because I never entered his office normally but I feel like he’s a little suspicious.

 Oh well, I was able to get his permission to enter anyway. Anything could happen once inside.

 Me, Eleonora-neesan, Sylvio-niisan, and the Big Slime cushion enter the office in succession.

 A beautiful carpet is laid out on the floor of the office just like in the lounge, there are many shelves with books and documents alongside the wall, with a large desk work and chair in the center of the room.

 And there, the lord of the Slowlett house was sitting there seemingly working hard while checking a lot of documents.

「What are the three of you doing now?」

「The Big Slime cushion is finished so we thought to let Nord-tousan experience it」

「Is that so? Then, I will check on it later」

 Well, that’s right, isn’t it? If you think about it calmly, he’s in the middle of working. Of course, he will try it later if we come here now.

「What should we do now? Now tousan won’t be able to sit down immediately」

「Leave it to me. I have an idea so let’s try it」

 Elenora-neesan approached and said in a whisper, but it seemed like there was a way to handle it.

 Nord-tousan is basically easily pressured. I’m sure he will stop working for a bit if it’s the three of us asking.

「Now now, don’t say that just try sitting on it for a bit」

「It’s so comfortable to sit on the cushion you know!」

「It feels good」

「……the three of you are strangely pushy, aren’t you? Maybe, you’re planning something?」

 Kuh, are we too straightforward? Nord-tousan is now suspicious of us.

 Your children brought something good for you, you should just sit there without doubting them.

 But, I’m not the type of person who will give up because of some mistakes like this. If we were able to avoid the subject as if nothing happened and make him sit on the Big Slime somehow.....

「I, it’s not like we’re doing anything like that, you know!」

 While I was thinking of such things, Eleonora-neesan slightly raised her voice.

 Can’t you lie a little better than that? www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

「It is kind of suspicious」

「We just want you to sit on the cushion there’s nothing suspicious about it」

「Even when Al normally does not enter the office at all?」

 Even when I hurriedly covered for her, Nord-tousan sharply retorted like that.

 I couldn’t reply to that at all.

 I mean, if I enter the office I feel like I’m going to be asked to help with the paperwork or something. So I had avoided entering the office until now.

「Come on now, tousan. Try sitting down once. You will really become comfortable in no time, you know?」

「Sylvio」

 While I and Eleonora-neesan stiffened like that, Sylvio-niisan was the one who started to act.

 He takes Nord-tousan’s arm and stands up, he’s playing the role of the pure and innocent son.

 If it’s Sylvio-niisan’s trustworthy words, then even Nord-tousan will believe him.

「But still, it is suspicious. There is something about this cushion, right?」

 Not good. The suspicions won over the trust.  For a father to be suspicious of his children’s words, how could he do that?

 Since it’s like this then there is only one last resort we can do.

 Eleonora-neesan and I casually met eyes.

 Even without talking with each other, we knew what should be done.  Even if we’re like this, we’re siblings.

 I step forward while saying something to draw Nord-tousan’s attention. And at the same time, Eleonora-neesan moved to his blind spot.

「It’s nothing. You can try touching it if you’re suspicious」

「Hmーm, it is a little scary but since it is so allow me.....」

 The moment Nord-tousan was about to touch the Big Slime cushion in a stooping posture, Eleonora-neesan rushed at him from his blind spot.

「Unfortunately, Eleonora. I already saw that」

「Ueeehhh!?」

 Eleonora-neesan was trying to push Nord-tousan to the cushion, but then he gracefully handled that with ease.

 The charging Eleonora-neesan was unable to slow down and just like that, she dove directly toward the Big Slime cushion. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

「A, aaahhhhー……」

「It’s like you are telling your opponent you are about to do something if you hid your presence like tha――E, Eleonora!?」

 Eleonora-neesan - who was diving toward the Big Slime cushion - was making a sloppy face.

 And seeing his daughter’s sloppy face, his eyes unconsciously opened widely as he took a second look at her.

 No matter how you look at her, the current Eleonora-neesan’s face is not a good face for a girl her age.

「Wha, what’s the meaning of this?」

「I told you before, right. You will feel really comfortable when you sit on it」

「E, even so, this is going too far. To think Eleonora will make that kind of face……」

「Do you want to try sitting on it Nord-tousan?」

「…………no, I will not」

 Unfortunately, our plan to trap Nord-tousan ended up in failure.

 After that, when I shared the news of the cushion with Elna-kaasan she made a comment of 「I will not sit there」 with a bitter look on her face.

 It seems like her pride as a woman won over her laziness. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com

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